NO MORE HORMONES!!!

Yay! So, next month I will officially be off birth control. I've been taking it for over a year now, I started it exactly a month before me and my husband were married. AWWW.

Yeah, fuck birth control. I have gained about 40 pounds since going on it. I mean, I have STRETCH MARKS. WTF. I have never had stretch marks. And when I try to excercise, nothing comes off.

It's literally like birth control makes your body think you're pregnant in ALL ways. I am gaining weight in my stomach, pretty much like I'm pregnant. I am lethargic, as if I am carrying a child. I have absolutely no sex drive. IT SUCKS. So, I'm stopping it.

I'm going on this thing called Paragard. We'll see how it works out. I'm excited about not being fat.