Making a human;

I have been thinking about babies lately, because... omgosh I'm the spinster of my family. Okay, it's either I'm the spinster of the family, or the women in my family are a bunch of whores. And I don't think my Nana is a whore. If you do, I'll kick your ass. Though, I wouldn't not say that my mom is a whore. However, Babies are still on the brain.

It may be due to the fact that younger women around me are about to give birth to children, and I'm like.... freaking out! For instance, one girl (who just turned 19) is about to have a baby in two months. That's 8 weeks being a normal human being, then having to turn your vagina inside out and birth a person. A live person. We're having her baby shower in two weeks, and I'm like O.M.G. rly? Vagina bout to be a cavern.

Then, older people (like way older) people are having babies as well. Perhaps other women feel the way I do when there are tiny humans surrounding me in my dreams. Okay, so I don't dream about babies yet, but I'm afraid it will happen one day. Thank God that my husband keeps me sane. Anyways, I just wanted to talk about babies because it's been on my mind lately, I don't want to have them for a while because truly, I hate children. I hope I don't hate mine.