And I intend on dressing my house up to the nines today after I get home from the Mall. I intend on making it look like Santa exploded inside my home and his gruesome remains are full of Christmas cheer and Holiday spirit. (Holiday spirit meaning Candy-cane martinis!)
But you know... there is one thing that can bring me down from my gingerbread cookie high. Heartbreak. That's right. People that are heartbroken and are pissed about it. WTF People. I'm sorry you don't have a girlfriend/wife/sex toy. The holidays aren't about having teh sechs. The Holidays are to spend time with family you don't get to see all the time. Be nostalgic, and get really drunk, because everyone knows that if you're gonna get drunk and be stupid, do it in front of your family because then you have no reason to be embarrassed.
Those people who get pissed off because they have been burned (or they are crazy in the head and think they've been burned) just need to chill out and re-inspect their life. Chasing something you really want and failing at getting it isn't truly a failure. You don't always get the girl you want, but perhaps that's not the person meant for you! Don't try and make something happen. If something is meant to be, that person will always come back to you.
And needy people, especially those people who feel that they want to be part of a couple in order to be complete. I dislike them the most. WTF you are your own person! Don't feel pressured to date because all your friends have dates they're taking home to show to mom and dad. They're just going to end up drunk and make out in front of their parents/grandparents/aunts&uncles/cousins and end up unhappy. You know how I know? I HAVE BEEN THERE.
That's all I have to say for now. Hope everyone is enjoying Christmas as much as I am!
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